THE HOUSE OF A.S.S. PHADED PHRIDAY: LOVE & PASSION VALENTINE’S DAY PARTY
Friday, February 13, 2026
7pm-1am DOORS LOCK AT 11:30pm.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE 2026
NEW YEAR, NEW THINGS, NEW RULES
THE DONATION HAS INCREASED, so read carefully.
PLEASE READ ABOUT PARKING: https://fetlife.com/events/1939907/discussions/10008905328
Do you know the real meaning of Valentine’s Day? Well, I’m gonna show you tonight, over and over and over…
Valentine’s Day is about to become a religious holiday, because you’re gonna be screaming, “Oh God!” all night.
Most girls are hoping for a big rock on Valentine’s Day, but what I want is something that rhymes with that (BIG COCK).
Claim your Valentine (or valentines…) and treat them to a very
special Romantic RED HOT night at The House of Sexy Situations. Join our sexy
gathering of dancing, drinking, mingling and of course the hottest & wildest
fun. So, whether you like to perform, or watch others, or maybe join in with
another couple (or two…)
For all upcoming events & parties please avoid parking near the following 2 houses that I am about to describe. The corner house was sold to the previous owner grand-daughter and they are not as friendly as grandpa. The house behind them, the owners are assholes and will be until they move or visit another planet. So, if you are standing facing my house, to your left the corner house on Lupine (painted black & white), PARK NO WHERE NEAR THEM, NOT EVEN ON THE SIDE OF LUPINE. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BLOCKING THEIR SIDE DRIVEWAY. The other house is directly behind them, so DON’T park in front of their house at all. The side wall on Lupine Avenue is cool, just remember NOT TO BLOCK THE black & white house side driveway. So, where the brick wall starts is where you park. They have already said they will call a tow truck and have whoever towed.
The rest of the neighborhood is cool. PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF NEIGHBORS DRIVEWAYS (FRONT & SIDE DRIVEWAYS). YES, THE STREET IS PUBLIC, BUT YOU CAN’T BLOCK OTHER PEOPLE’S DRIVEWAYS. YOU WOULDN’T WANT IT DONE TO YOU, SO DON’T DO IT TO MY NEIGHBORS.
Plenty of parking is available around our home (DO NOT BLOCK NEIGHBORS driveways, or RV gates or YOU WILL BE TOWED AT YOUR OWN EXPENSE), so cum on in and enjoy!
Information about Entry, Parking and
Important things to know.
NO CELL PHONES
IN 3 PLAY AREAS (Bedrooms) OR
FRONT LIVING ROOM
CASH ONLY DONATION & BRING EXACT AMOUNT.
NO LONGER ACCEPTING ELECTRONIC PAYMENTS: ONLY IF YOU PREPAY YOUR DONATION.
WEEKEND Donation Entry
♤Single Males $60
♡◇Couples $50
♡Single Females $20
Female ENTRY BRING A DESSERT, FRUIT TRAY, or A CASE OF 40CT STORE BRAND WATER (NO EXCEPTIONS) between 7pm-9pm (The donation is $20 starting at 9:01pm our clock time FOR FEMALES ONLY).
Week Day Donations: $30 PER PERSON
Donations support upcoming events Food, non-alcoholic beverages & mixers(unlimited), laundry, toiletries, condoms, water supplied to keep the yard cool with misters in the summer months & a LOT MORE. Wood and Propane needed to keep you warm in the Fall & Winter for the Firepits, Fire Tables, Heaters, Cast Iron Stoves, Fireplaces & a LOT MORE and maintenance of the website.
TEXT or CALL QUEEN at 623-239-2565.
I WILL WORK WITH MOST RESPECTED LIFESTYLERS.
Please don’t be disresptful and try to be slick with donating $1 – $3 rolled up in the sign-in envelope. If you don’t have it, text me at 623-239-2565 and I can offer an alternative. We provide way to much for that sort of disrepect. Our home is very welcoming, I feed our guest FULL Home cooked Meals with several desserts to choose from. You can’t go out to dinner for two at our asking donation of $50 for couples. Guys the asking donation of $60, you surely will NOT receive this at other events or lifestyle clubs and some may not even allow single men. The other places don’t serve food or provide non-alholic beverages without charging you.
DON’T DISRESPECT OUR HOME by bringing in your guns, knives, brass knuckles or whatever other weapon. If you feel you need it in OUR house, then OUR HOUSE is NOT FOR YOU. There is no need to have a weapons as you are getting your freak on. If you think someone will cause harm to you, then STAY THE FUCK AWAY from me and mine. If you don’t like the rules, DON’T BRING YOURSELF or YOUR weapons.
We don’t LIKE DRAMA, keep your drama for your Momma. Our home is DRAMA & NEGATIVE FREE, ABSOLUTELY NO POLITICS or RELIGION (WE ARE NOT HERE FOR THAT). GROW UP, SHIT, it’s sad that we have to put this out like this. Show some damn respect.
NO BODY SHAMING, NO JUDGEMENT, NO HARDCORE DRUGS or EXCESSIVE DRINKING & ABSOULUTELY NO DISCRIMINATION or PREJUDICE.
LOCATION:
The House of Arizona Sexy Situations (The House of A.S.S.) Events, we are 3 minutes from this address 4410 W. Cactus Rd. this is NOT my address, this is for reference only.
Please “BRING YOUR OWN” toys, gear, and anything you may need for your kinks & scenes. Also, BRING A LOCK for one of our 31 lockers we provide for your personal belongings. The pool is open, so BRING YOUR OWN beach/pool towel.
Very Yummy delicious Hot & Cold food, water, juice, soda and ice will be provided. This is BYOB, so please be responsible and NOT SHARE your booze.
NO GLASS IN THE POOL or on the COOL DECK. If, YOU break glass in my pool, YOU are now responsible for draining, cleaning & refill with all Chemicals needed. ALSO, WE PREFER NO GLASS IN THE HOUSE OR ANYWHERE.
Indoors you will enjoy our cozy and welcoming space filled with great playrooms and equipment for you to have your fun!
- St. Andrew’s Cross
- Kink Gynecologist Table
- Massage Tables & Chair
- THE SYBIAN with over 15 attachments
- Spanking Bench
- Sex Lounge
- Sex Swing
With a level of sophistication and ambiance, please enjoy the ultimate Lifestylers/Kinksters retreat for socializing and on-premise play in our multiple playrooms and sexy play areas. ALL Playroom doors are to remain OPEN, there are no private rooms.
SPRING & SUMMER: The outdoor living area has a beautiful pool, covered patio with plenty of seating, patio pad with port-a-cools, fans, and misters to cool the entire backyard to keep you cool.
Our sound system is club ready to get you in the mood inside and outside, television in every room as well as outside, playing steamy hot porn to get you in the mood.
FALL & WINTER: The outdoor living area has a beautiful pool, covered patio with plenty of seating, patio pad with fireplace, cast iron stoves, firepit table, and heaters to heat the backyard to keep you warm and comfortable. Recliner, twin bed, dinette set and music for your outdoor comfort & entertainment.
For more info, text/call us at 623-239-2565 or sexysituations.fun. Remember to state who you are and what Platform(App) you found us on, please STOP texting me “hello”, “address please” or “party info” without introducing yourself… I’M NOT SENDING MY ADDRESS TO SOMEONE, WHO DOESN’T HAVE THE DECENCY to tell me your name or say Hello.
Thanks!
THE CONFIDENTIALITY AND PRIVACY OF EVERYONE AT THE HOUSE OF ARIZONA SEXY SITUATIONS ALSO KNOWN AS “THE HOUSE OF A.S.S.” ARE TO BE RESPECTED.
THE HOUSE OF A.S.S. NAUGHTY ROOM RENTALS
The donation includes your meal & non-alcoholic beverages (other resorts make you purchase the food & beverages), use of the pool, master-bedroom with the gynecologist table, use of the St. Andrews Cross, The Sybian, The Spanking Bench, use of the shower, bath towels, toiletries provided. Smoking is allowed, but only outside, it is also BYOB (bring your own booze and/or bud). Please bring a lock for one our lockers to put your personal belongings.
More information to cum or just text me at 623-239-2565 or Email at sexysituations1@gmail.com