THE HOUSE OF A.S.S. ANNUAL XXX-RATED CHRISTMAS PARTY
HO HO HO with a CUM FILLED CHRISTMAS NIGHT
Saturday, December 14, 2024

7pm-1am DOORS LOCK AT 11:30pm

TONIGHT ONLY: Women zero entry between 7pm-9pm (The donation is $15 starting at 9:01pm our clock time).

Not your average Christmas Party, it’s XXX-RATED!
We’re making our list and checking it twice. Looking to find who’s Naughty and Nice. We’ve decked the halls with boughs of holly. Now it’s time for fun and folly, Being naughty is encouraged.
Cum out and spread some Christmas Cheer as we put the FUN back in the Dis-FUNctional Holidays and near-end to the crazy 2024 year. Cum enjoy the music and get naked to enjoy the erotic vibe while celebrating the holidays with sexy friends!

Please ALWAYS confirm that we are hosting by
texting, calling or visiting the website.
DATES & TIMES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE!!!

Information about Entry and
Important things to know.

NO CELL PHONES

IN 3 PLAY AREAS (Bedrooms) OR

FRONT LIVING ROOM

WEEKEND Donation Entry

Donations:  Single Males $50; Couples $40; Single Females $15

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Week Day Donations: $20 PER PERSON

NO LONGER ACCEPTING ELECTRONIC PAYMENTS: ONLY IF YOU PREPAY YOUR DONATION. CASH ONLY DONATION & BRING EXACT AMOUNT.                                                                                                      TEXT or CALL QUEEN at 623-239-2565.
I WILL WORK WITH MOST RESPECTED LIFESTYLERS.

Donations support upcoming events Food, non-alcoholic beverages & mixers(unlimited), laundry, toiletries, condoms, water supplied to keep the yard cool with misters in the summer months & a LOT MORE.  Wood and Propane needed to keep you warm in the Fall & Winter for the Firepits, Fire Tables, Heaters, Cast Iron Stoves, Fireplaces & a LOT MORE and maintenance of the website.

Please don’t be disresptful and try to be slick with donating $1 – $3 rolled up in the sign-in envelope. If you don’t have it, text me at 623-239-2565 and I can offer an alternative. We provide way to much for that sort of disrepect. Our home is very welcoming, I feed our guest FULL Home cooked Meals with several desserts to choose from. You can’t go out to dinner for two at our asking donation of $40 for couples.  Guys the asking donation of $50, you surely will NOT receive this at other events or lifestyle clubs and some may not even allow single men. The other places don’t serve food or provide non-alholic beverages without charging you. 

DON’T DISRESPECT OUR HOME by bringing in your guns, knives, brass knuckles or whatever other weapon. If you feel you need it in OUR house, then OUR HOUSE is NOT FOR YOU. There is no need to have a weapons as you are getting your freak on.  If you think someone will cause harm to you, then STAY THE FUCK AWAY from me and mine. If you don’t like the rules, DON’T BRING YOURSELF or YOUR weapons. 

We don’t LIKE DRAMA, keep your drama for your Momma. Our home is DRAMA & NEGATIVE FREE, ABSOLUTELY NO POLITICS or RELIGION (WE ARE NOT HERE FOR THAT). GROW UP, SHIT, it’s sad that we have to put this out like this. Show some damn respect. 

NO BODY SHAMING, NO JUDGEMENT, NO HARDCORE DRUGS or EXCESSIVE DRINKING & ABSOULUTELY NO DISCRIMINATION or PREJUDICE.

LOCATION:
The House of Arizona Sexy Situations (The House of A.S.S.) Events, we are 3 minutes from this address 4410 W. Cactus Rd. this is NOT my address, this is for reference only.

Please “BRING YOUR OWN” toys, gear, and anything you may need for your kinks & scenes.  Also, BRING A LOCK for one of our 31 lockers we provide for your personal belongings. The pool is open, so BRING YOUR OWN beach/pool towel.

Very Yummy delicious Hot & Cold food, water, juice, soda and ice will be provided. This is BYOB, so please be responsible and NOT SHARE your booze. 

NO GLASS IN THE POOL or on the COOL DECK.  If, YOU break glass in my pool, YOU are now responsible for draining, cleaning & refill with all Chemicals needed. ALSO, WE PREFER NO GLASS IN THE HOUSE OR ANYWHERE. 

Indoors you will enjoy our cozy and welcoming space filled with great playrooms and equipment for you to have your fun!  

  • St. Andrew’s Cross 
  • Kink Gynecologist Table 
  • Massage Tables & Chair
  • THE SYBIAN with over 20 attachments
  • Spanking Bench

With a level of sophistication and ambiance, please enjoy the ultimate Lifestylers/Kinksters retreat for socializing and on-premise play in our multiple playrooms and sexy play areas. ALL Playroom doors are to remain OPEN, there are no private rooms.

SPRING & SUMMER:   The outdoor living area has a beautiful pool, covered patio with plenty of seating, patio pad with port-a-cools, fans, and misters to cool the entire backyard to keep you cool. 

Our sound system is club ready to get you in the mood inside and outside, television in every room as well as outside, playing steamy hot porn to get you in the mood.

FALL & WINTER:  The outdoor living area has a beautiful pool, covered patio with plenty of seating, patio pad with fireplace, cast iron stoves, firepit table, and heaters to heat the backyard to keep you warm and comfortable.  Recliner, twin bed, dinette set and music for your outdoor comfort & entertainment. 

Plenty of parking is available around our home (DO NOT BLOCK NEIGHBORS driveways, or RV gates or YOU WILL BE TOWED AT YOUR OWN EXPENSE), so cum on in and enjoy! 

For more info, text/call us at 623-239-2565 or sexysituations.fun. Remember to state who you are and what Platform(App) you found us on, please STOP texting me “hello”, “address please” or “party info” without introducing yourself…  I’M NOT SENDING MY ADDRESS TO SOMEONE, WHO DOESN’T HAVE THE DECENCY to tell me your name or say Hello.

Thanks!

THE CONFIDENTIALITY AND PRIVACY OF EVERYONE AT THE HOUSE OF ARIZONA SEXY SITUATIONS ALSO KNOWN AS “THE HOUSE OF A.S.S.” ARE TO BE RESPECTED.

THE HOUSE OF A.S.S. NAUGHTY ROOM RENTALS

The donation includes your meal & non-alcoholic beverages (other resorts make you purchase the food & beverages), use of the pool, master-bedroom with the gynecologist table, use of the St. Andrews Cross, The Sybian, The Spanking Bench, use of the shower, bath towels, toiletries provided. Smoking is allowed, but only outside, it is also BYOB (bring your own booze and/or bud). Please bring a lock for one our lockers to put your personal belongings. 

More information to cum or just text me at 623-239-2565 or Email at sexysituations1@gmail.com